When 1 rupee = 45 dollars

Scene 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is tidel park,chennai

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan…

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?

Nearly 60K…..

Say it in dollars… (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]



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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will

fly to India

s/w engg 2: Ohhh…. When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in ambatur

s/w engg 2 : Oh! ambatur. Great yaar. where it is…

s/w engg 1 : It is in chennai.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .

You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in coimbatore …

He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of chennai ?

s/w engg 3 : One of my friends is there in

the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are

working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of

the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means…?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about

that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like

here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.

I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my

Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the

HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got

admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A

great new field yaar…

All are excited…

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w eng g 1 : B.A in Histroy…ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!

s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees…!

that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars… with that amount I can buy an

three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here…!!!

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SCENE 4

A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets

a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and

Chutney)

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